0 Another Horror(ible) Reboot

Just read the script for the reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street and it was surprisingly awful. Who could have guessed Hollywood would fail to re-capture the suspense and originality of a thirty-year old film? How could tacking on cheap scares without adding anything new or interesting not be a recipe for success? How am I this sarcastic? Here's a link to the script if your interested.