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In honor of Hollywood's new Cinematic Celebration of Jerry Bruckheimer, I've decided to do my own celebration... of his worst produced movies of all time.
Pearl Harbor - Part of Bruckheimer's ongoing love affair with Michael Bay films. Naturally, only Bay would consider it a good idea to set up an epic love triangle against the backdrop of one of the most infamous massacres in U.S. History.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Set new record for number of jokes "about the rum being gone" used in a series (3,421).
Gone in Sixty Seconds - Named after the length of time it took to write the screenplay.
*Here are two movies likely to be added to this list soon...
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - I had the slightest bit of hope for this one after seeing the trailer. Then I went on IMDB and looked up the screenwriters other credits: Dirty Dancing 2: Havanna Nights and From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. Just kill me now.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - It would be wrong to say there's been a slight drop-off in quality since the first film. It's more like a giant sink hole falling into the center of the earth. And I swear to god if there's one more reference to missing rum, I'm gonna start punching random people in the theater.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
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2 comments:
Bruckheimer sucks. He should be shot. Pearl Harbor, Kangaroo Jack, CSI. Pirates and Enemy of the state was alright but most of his stuff is friggin hype.
Don't care who wrote it, Prince of Persia is gonna be sick
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