1 The new and not even remotely improved Lindsay

   According to People.com, Lindsay Lohan is going to miss out on another opportunity to star in a film. I didn't pay much attention as to why, but it naturally involves alcohol, court sentencing, and her unfathomable stupidity. What I did pay attention to was the fact that she might be unable to begin her new role in the upcoming film titled Lovelace. Lindsay was planning to star as Linda Lovelace, a porn star with serious drug problems. Another words, the role of herself in ten years. Now, we may actually go an entire year without having to watch Lindsay embarrass herself on the big screen. I always assumed her personal problems were just an annoyance; something I had to avoid reading in the headlines. Now I realize this could be the key to sinking her movie "career". And if you think I'm being too harsh in rooting for her demise, just go watch Labor Pains. Then come back and try to tell me she deserves better.