2 Casting female role for major motion picture - must have nice rack... literacy a plus

After Megan Fox was let go, rumors have been swirling as to who will star opposite Shia Labeouf in the new Transformers film. According to usanewsweek.com, the role of Mikaela Banes will now be played by lingerie model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Can Rosie compete with Megan's near-limitless acting range? Can she handle such a unique and interesting character? Just kidding. As long as she's fit enough to jog around half-naked while Michael Bay zooms in on various body parts she'll be fine. An ability to speak coherent English would be nice, but it's not a deal breaker. Still, I think it would have been entertaining to sit in on the casting sessions for this decision. Here's how it probably went down between Bay and Rosie:

BAY
I think your just perfect for the part.

ROSIE
Well, it's just I don't really have any acting experience.

BAY
(staring at her breasts)
Uh-huh.

ROSIE
But I realize this could be a huge career move for me.

BAY
You'll do fine. I believe you have certain talents.

ROSIE
Like what?

BAY
(unzipping his pants)
Let's find out.