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A stunning case of mistaken identity has led to the suspension of one New York City police officer and left the department facing possible lawsuit. Officer Ryan O'Neill, an eight-year veteran of the force, spotted what he believed to be a horse running loose through Central Park late Sunday afternoon. O'Neill tried to subdue the animal as it galloped past, eventually tackling it to the ground. Only then did he realize the animal was actually renowned actress Sarah Jessica Parker.
O'Neill offered a public apology early Monday morning, stating "I am truly sorry for whatever physical or emotional pain I have caused Mrs. Parker. She is truly a wonderful woman and role model for thousands." He went on to say he was personally a huge fan of the actress and really wished he "hadn't thought she was a horse." Representatives for the police department have confirmed the officer is facing indefinite suspension.
A spokesperson for Mrs. Parker called the situation "detestable" and "wholly unforgivable." No mention of possible legal action was given. Yet her husband, Matthew Broderick had even stronger words on the matter. Lashing out at the media, he claimed to be "sick and tired of people saying [his] wife looks like a horse. She's a beautiful, talented woman who deserves our respect." Multiple witness confirmed seeing Mrs. Parker eating from a trough several hours later.
Monday, May 31, 2010
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4 comments:
According to South Park she looks more like a transvestite donkey witch.
PS- Thank you for getting finally getting Disqus, it's definitely superior to shitty blogger posting.
So deserving. SJP is not a good actress, nor a decent human being in general. Not to mention some of her moves like Sex and the City 2 end up supporting an entitled, brainless style of existence that I can't stand.
Mistaking Sarah Jessica Parker for a horse is probably less offensive than meeting her and thinking you were talking to a foot on legs. I feel for this cop - poor guy, must have been horrible!
I heard Matthew Broderick was able to break her in less than an hour, but he had to use spurs and a cattle prod.
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